definitions.

tuesday excerpts from cheryl's blog:

life insurance - a contract that keeps you poor all your life so you die rich
marriage - an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor's degree and a woman gains her masters
tears - a hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower
politician - a person who shakes your hand before an election and your confidence after
experience - a synonym for mistakes
boss - someone who is early when you're late and late when you're early